Monday, January 12, 2009

Paul Moore - NCN superstar ... err NOT!!

Where in the world did this frigger appear from?  OMG, he is single-handedly the worst news report ever to appear on television.  Someone quick – get him some Prozac, Zantac or some other *tac.  Maybe that will actually get him to put some life and pep into this reporting.  The man is plain ol' boring.  He gives a new meaning to the word melancholy.  I don’t know who in their right mind would want to sit and watch him for half an hour.  I have tried for a few minutes – this led to me wanting to bash my head in – at the least pain would be better than having to endure his sloooow speech.  Really, why is this man still reporting for NCN news?  Someone needs to suggest to Fuzzy to fire his ass, or maybe Fuzzy’s brain has already become road-kill from the countless bashings he’s done over the past year or so as a result of actually listening to him.

Paul Moore you are as exciting as moldy cheese.  Bitch, Please do us all a favour and GO AWAY!  And stop saying 'thank you (insert other news anchor's name here)'  You are not on the TODAY Show.  Your frigging desk is smaller than the one I had in nursery school, so it's not like they have to switch cameras to get you.  She's right, friggin, there!!

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