The Link is being held over once again, this time for an additional four dates but this particular letter writer wants the show to be aired on television. It's not like I have any say in the matter but if I could have, I would have said...NO NO NO, Bitch Please...HELL FREAKING NO!!!
By the end of the second held over, this show would have completed more than 12 productions and if anyone really wanted to see it they would have found their lazy asses to the venue. There were more than enough opportunities to do so and in the age of $3000 and $20000 tickets the cost of Link 25 was more than affordable.
The producers of this show must have incurred heavy costs to bring this production to theatre so they must see the rewards of it. It was their hard work; weeks and months of laborious work went into this production, so it is not fair to ask them to hand it over for free to people who had no appreciation to pay to see it in the first place.
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
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Friday, March 13, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
MBC - Channel 93
Ok, who know's what the MBC Stands for? No folks, I don't think any of you could have guessed so I'll tell ya -- it's Minawattie! Mina-fucking-wattie!! Minawattie Broadcasting Communications. Gawd, talk about horrible names.
Friday, February 27, 2009
"We'll meet again" On at the National Cultural Centre
This theatrical production aimed at addressing the stigma and discrimination faced by persons living with HIV/AIDS will be making it's appearance at the Cultural Center. The issue of stigma and discrimination are very important issues facing the social fabric of our society.
However, the promo's that have been airing on television are so ridiculously horrid that it's beyond any criticisms I can conjure up, especially directed towards the performers.
The 'show' costs as much as $1000, with tickets for the matinee performance being $200. I can either get into Coney island and ride free with the thousand or buy the movie 'Philadelphia' (which is a great movie to see and even somewhat similar to the 'show' being held) with the 200 and watch it. Either way my money would be better spent than going to the NCC to see this load of crap.
Perfect example of good conception, horrendous execution. The intention of the producers are welcomed and warranted. We really should not stigmatise or discriminate against HIV infected persons as it just makes it harder to fight this pandemic. BUT...come on guys, if you're going to do something, do it fricking properly for Christ-sakes, and imagine they're actually charging people to see it, gosh, the movie 'Jackass' had better acting talent I'm sure.
Sorry "We'll meet again" but we shall NEVER meet.
However, the promo's that have been airing on television are so ridiculously horrid that it's beyond any criticisms I can conjure up, especially directed towards the performers.
The 'show' costs as much as $1000, with tickets for the matinee performance being $200. I can either get into Coney island and ride free with the thousand or buy the movie 'Philadelphia' (which is a great movie to see and even somewhat similar to the 'show' being held) with the 200 and watch it. Either way my money would be better spent than going to the NCC to see this load of crap.
Perfect example of good conception, horrendous execution. The intention of the producers are welcomed and warranted. We really should not stigmatise or discriminate against HIV infected persons as it just makes it harder to fight this pandemic. BUT...come on guys, if you're going to do something, do it fricking properly for Christ-sakes, and imagine they're actually charging people to see it, gosh, the movie 'Jackass' had better acting talent I'm sure.
Sorry "We'll meet again" but we shall NEVER meet.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
It's hard not to notice the grammys on TV tonight.
You just gotta love, and hate Guyana for this. The grammys are on right now but can you imagine that a whopping 7, yes you got that right, 7 channels are showing the broadcast.
If I didn't want to watch the grammys, then I would have been without half of my viewing possibilities tonight. Sorry for those people who did not want to watch the show, your choices are limited (at least tonight).
It seems as though much thought does not go into what these stations are broadcasting...oh well.
If I didn't want to watch the grammys, then I would have been without half of my viewing possibilities tonight. Sorry for those people who did not want to watch the show, your choices are limited (at least tonight).
It seems as though much thought does not go into what these stations are broadcasting...oh well.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Reyaz is a bumbling, blabbering, arrogant fool
I have very little patience for many morning talk show hosts but Reyaz on 69 in the morning has to be the most annoying, angering of them all.
Has this man ever heard of the word 'tact'? how about 'tolerance'? I seriously doubt it, but ya know what, Reyaz teaches English so I suppose he does know those words, maybe he's just incapable of using them effectively.
This morning, whilst viewing his program (the debate with Mr. President at Davos got me hooked to the channel), a woman called to inform him of the situation at a post office a few days ago where some pensioners were quarreling for their monies. In a rather unsurprising, brusque tone Mr. Reyaz ordered the woman to stop bothering with matters that does not concern her. I know he and the President are good friends and I just couldn't help thinking that with that statement, he could very well fit in as Priya Manickchands' understudy, they do share the same ideologies. Someone should tell that arrogant jackasss that our problems concerns ALL of us. In the meantime, if nothing else, the words below illustrate the point.
When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent; I was not a communist.
Has this man ever heard of the word 'tact'? how about 'tolerance'? I seriously doubt it, but ya know what, Reyaz teaches English so I suppose he does know those words, maybe he's just incapable of using them effectively.
This morning, whilst viewing his program (the debate with Mr. President at Davos got me hooked to the channel), a woman called to inform him of the situation at a post office a few days ago where some pensioners were quarreling for their monies. In a rather unsurprising, brusque tone Mr. Reyaz ordered the woman to stop bothering with matters that does not concern her. I know he and the President are good friends and I just couldn't help thinking that with that statement, he could very well fit in as Priya Manickchands' understudy, they do share the same ideologies. Someone should tell that arrogant jackasss that our problems concerns ALL of us. In the meantime, if nothing else, the words below illustrate the point.
When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent; I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent; I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent; I was not a Jew.
When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
RBS Channel 13 needs an Extreme Makeover
Need I say more? Well I have a lot more to say. I’ve lived many years but trust me, for as long as I can remember having a television I can remember having that horrible but standard blue and red layout….(rolls eyes)
Here we are, almost one decade into the 21st Century and yet RBS refuses to move with the times. Those water tanks and two ply toilet paper have been advertised tirelessly, in the same format since forever, I think they deserve a break don't you?. It’s like when I’m watching television and I see that screen, I just feel like poking my freaking eyes out.
Not to forget folks, but Channel 13 also possesses a cassette (or two) with great music. The songs are all hits, just as they were 30 years ago when they were first released. Sure I know they have some great programs during the week but the weekend is usually something else. The weekend programming is beyond being called the worst. Seriously, on a nice 2009 Saturday night, who the hell wants to look at death wish 1-4, back to school, delta force or some other crappy movie from the 70’s and 80’s that they have recorded on video tape?
And if that wasn’t enough, this channel is the biggest enabler of that great annoyance for a man, Mr. Dj. Stress himself. Whenever I’m unfortunate enough to see or hear him, I clap…hands over my eyes or ears.
Come on Jacob, you need to spice it up a little, add some flavor (hate to imagine what your food is like). I know some things get better as the years go on but sadly, channel 13 isn’t one of them.
Here we are, almost one decade into the 21st Century and yet RBS refuses to move with the times. Those water tanks and two ply toilet paper have been advertised tirelessly, in the same format since forever, I think they deserve a break don't you?. It’s like when I’m watching television and I see that screen, I just feel like poking my freaking eyes out.
Not to forget folks, but Channel 13 also possesses a cassette (or two) with great music. The songs are all hits, just as they were 30 years ago when they were first released. Sure I know they have some great programs during the week but the weekend is usually something else. The weekend programming is beyond being called the worst. Seriously, on a nice 2009 Saturday night, who the hell wants to look at death wish 1-4, back to school, delta force or some other crappy movie from the 70’s and 80’s that they have recorded on video tape?
And if that wasn’t enough, this channel is the biggest enabler of that great annoyance for a man, Mr. Dj. Stress himself. Whenever I’m unfortunate enough to see or hear him, I clap…hands over my eyes or ears.
Come on Jacob, you need to spice it up a little, add some flavor (hate to imagine what your food is like). I know some things get better as the years go on but sadly, channel 13 isn’t one of them.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
He’s back…I just wish he wasn’t
Any guesses who I’m talking about? No, not the president, yall have some manners! I’m talking about DJ Stress. After a few weeks without that booming, annoying voice on the television, I was plunged into deep annoyance when I heard him announcing another party at Buddy’s poolside. This coming after he had about 6 FINAL poolside parties last year. I don’t know why this man doesn’t get a real job instead. So now I have to look forward to hearing him every time channel 13 goes to a commercial break now…I have a feeling I won’t be watching 13 as much as I was recently…
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Television in Guyana -- A Review Pt I
Let me begin this post with a big yawn. My, that was certainly refreshing. At least it's more refreshing than compared to what shows on television here in Guyana. Yes, I know -- we're all accustomed to watching our soaps, talk shows and other potpouri that airs everyday on the various television stations. However, have you checked to see what comes over when these shows are not being aired? If you have then you'll agree with me -- it's all just a waste of space. Watching old women drink tea is better than sitting to watch the telly, face it -- at least you'd be getting some lip action. there.
Now, let's narrow down the stations that most people watch.
For me, the number one station on during the day (despite it's down time during the morning hrs) is RBS Channel 13 -- yes, good ol' Mr Rambarran has been working hard to keep his viewership. How hard has he been working though? Yes, I must commend you for the few shows that I do enjoy, thus tuning in disciple-ishly every time they show to get in on the latest. But honestly, how many times are we going to watch that one episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Raymond brings home the dog? No wonder the poor thing got neutered at the end (or is it spey? I'm not quite sure which is which, plus i'm a bit lazy to actually go check). If I see that episode one more time, i'm going to have you speyed/neutered Mr Rambarran (pass that on to your operators if it's not your fault).
Next, comes VCT Channel 28. Ah, the channel with the most. Although being one to air quite a few ... er MANY boring shows, VCT 28 takes the cake for serving up a plethora of goodies for all to enjoy. I just might actually leave ol' Veira out of the mix of bad television stations -- at least for now that is. Keep up the good ... well fairly good, work Mr PNC-R 1G-Member/MP. And keep airing How Clean Is Your House (Yes, yes we do love the English don't we).
All other stations follow these two. With WRHM Channel 7 (C'mon Rexy -- step it up!!) and GEN Channel 2 tailing very closely behind.
Now, for the worst of the worse.
NCN 11 -- Oh Gawd, who would have thought – a channel that’s worse than having a tooth pulled by using a pair of pliers. Never can I remember actually tuning into NCN for more than 5-6 mins. Yes people, it’s that bad! Oh, and let’s not forget – the lackluster stylings of their star reporter Mr Paul ‘exciting-as-moldy-cheese’ Moore.
HBTV Channel 9 – Sorry, but I cannot watch African Moods 24/7. Soon I’ll be saying ‘Get out of my compound’ insistently and in an accent as fake as Michael Younge’s (maybe Michael’s trying to distract persons away from his freakishly large forehead by putting on a freakishly stupid accent. Who knows?).
MTV Channel 65 – C’mon Sister ‘D’ teach your frickin’ reporters some frickin’ proper English, or better yet – hire ‘educated’ people. No Romel Roopnarine – you are not the next Matt Lauer and you never will be. Sorry ms news anchor, Anna Lisa Bahadur – going commando whilst wearing an almost see-thru skirt will never be ‘in'.
Ok, nuff said for now. Stay tuned for Part II of my thoughts on Television in Guyana – A Review.
Heroes.
Living in this country can sometimes be depressing, very depressing and we see things that diminish our faith in mankind, not just in our country but the world in general (Like what’s going on in Gaza right now) however, if you were fortunate to see ‘dateline’ tonight where they showcased 10 inspiring stories from everyday heroes, it was a truly moving experience and if you were struggling with your faith in mankind or this world then that show would have certainly rejuvenated and reinvigorated you.
There are many unsung heroes in our country and they’ll probably never read this but now I’d just like to offer two simple but appreciative words --THANK YOU.
"Courage is not the absence of fear. It is acting in spite of it"
--Mark Twain
There are many unsung heroes in our country and they’ll probably never read this but now I’d just like to offer two simple but appreciative words --THANK YOU.
"Courage is not the absence of fear. It is acting in spite of it"
--Mark Twain
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Desperate Guyanese
One of the stupidest, annoying, degrading and just plain horrible shows to ever hit the airwaves in this country made its sudden reappearance on television tonight, with a host that’s as subtle as a hand grenade.
“Lonely hearts” a show made popular by the alleged electricity thief and self proclaimed Dr. Love (aka Kenny Warner) is now back on TV, Channel 93 to be exact (For those interested, it’s on Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9-10pm). This time the show has a new host going by the name Kwasie. A guy with a rather booming voice (or was that the studio’s fault) and a talent for mispronunciation and exemplary bad grammar. I tell you, the only flair this guy has is in his nostrils.
Can you imagine however, that the first night back and the show was actually attracting callers, much less viewers? What the heck is up with Guyanese? Anyways it was hardly surprising because as we all know, Guyanese people have a knack for these corny, cheesy nonsense.
My question is though, are these people mostly ugly trolls, horribly smelly, ridiculously fcuked up or have some other defect that they just can’t go out and make friends and lovers the good ole fashion way? Are they afraid that people are going to see them and run? Seriously are people that desperate? They need to go out and get lives. Can you imagine some fugly looking person sitting at home right now in Campbellville waiting for their prince Charming from ‘lonely hearts’ to call and don’t you know it, they’re getting a version of fineman Rawlins instead (I do think that’s how he met Tenisha Morgan though).
This show wasn’t just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with whipped cream on top. I wish I had never stumbled across this dreadful show and an even more unforgettable host tonight, and I must ask, who the hell is the producer and what the frig is he thinking? I sincerely think that a huge amount of people on television would be better employed keeping rabbits…
“Lonely hearts” a show made popular by the alleged electricity thief and self proclaimed Dr. Love (aka Kenny Warner) is now back on TV, Channel 93 to be exact (For those interested, it’s on Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9-10pm). This time the show has a new host going by the name Kwasie. A guy with a rather booming voice (or was that the studio’s fault) and a talent for mispronunciation and exemplary bad grammar. I tell you, the only flair this guy has is in his nostrils.
Can you imagine however, that the first night back and the show was actually attracting callers, much less viewers? What the heck is up with Guyanese? Anyways it was hardly surprising because as we all know, Guyanese people have a knack for these corny, cheesy nonsense.
My question is though, are these people mostly ugly trolls, horribly smelly, ridiculously fcuked up or have some other defect that they just can’t go out and make friends and lovers the good ole fashion way? Are they afraid that people are going to see them and run? Seriously are people that desperate? They need to go out and get lives. Can you imagine some fugly looking person sitting at home right now in Campbellville waiting for their prince Charming from ‘lonely hearts’ to call and don’t you know it, they’re getting a version of fineman Rawlins instead (I do think that’s how he met Tenisha Morgan though).
This show wasn’t just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with whipped cream on top. I wish I had never stumbled across this dreadful show and an even more unforgettable host tonight, and I must ask, who the hell is the producer and what the frig is he thinking? I sincerely think that a huge amount of people on television would be better employed keeping rabbits…
Monday, January 12, 2009
Paul Moore - NCN superstar ... err NOT!!
Where in the world did this frigger appear from? OMG, he is single-handedly the worst news report ever to appear on television. Someone quick – get him some Prozac, Zantac or some other *tac. Maybe that will actually get him to put some life and pep into this reporting. The man is plain ol' boring. He gives a new meaning to the word melancholy. I don’t know who in their right mind would want to sit and watch him for half an hour. I have tried for a few minutes – this led to me wanting to bash my head in – at the least pain would be better than having to endure his sloooow speech. Really, why is this man still reporting for NCN news? Someone needs to suggest to Fuzzy to fire his ass, or maybe Fuzzy’s brain has already become road-kill from the countless bashings he’s done over the past year or so as a result of actually listening to him.
Paul Moore you are as exciting as moldy cheese. Bitch, Please do us all a favour and GO AWAY! And stop saying 'thank you (insert other news anchor's name here)' You are not on the TODAY Show. Your frigging desk is smaller than the one I had in nursery school, so it's not like they have to switch cameras to get you. She's right, friggin, there!!
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