Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Desperate Guyanese

One of the stupidest, annoying, degrading and just plain horrible shows to ever hit the airwaves in this country made its sudden reappearance on television tonight, with a host that’s as subtle as a hand grenade.

“Lonely hearts” a show made popular by the alleged electricity thief and self proclaimed Dr. Love (aka Kenny Warner) is now back on TV, Channel 93 to be exact (For those interested, it’s on Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9-10pm). This time the show has a new host going by the name Kwasie. A guy with a rather booming voice (or was that the studio’s fault) and a talent for mispronunciation and exemplary bad grammar. I tell you, the only flair this guy has is in his nostrils.

Can you imagine however, that the first night back and the show was actually attracting callers, much less viewers? What the heck is up with Guyanese? Anyways it was hardly surprising because as we all know, Guyanese people have a knack for these corny, cheesy nonsense.

My question is though, are these people mostly ugly trolls, horribly smelly, ridiculously fcuked up or have some other defect that they just can’t go out and make friends and lovers the good ole fashion way? Are they afraid that people are going to see them and run? Seriously are people that desperate? They need to go out and get lives. Can you imagine some fugly looking person sitting at home right now in Campbellville waiting for their prince Charming from ‘lonely hearts’ to call and don’t you know it, they’re getting a version of fineman Rawlins instead (I do think that’s how he met Tenisha Morgan though).

This show wasn’t just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with whipped cream on top. I wish I had never stumbled across this dreadful show and an even more unforgettable host tonight, and I must ask, who the hell is the producer and what the frig is he thinking? I sincerely think that a huge amount of people on television would be better employed keeping rabbits…

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