Monday, April 27, 2009

Charmaine Blackman -- Go bag you frigging face!

It's fucking amazing to think that there are people in this country who actually back, promote and offer praise to Charmaine and her 'so-called' music. Like Cultured Wretch, I've had the unfortunate displeasure of hearing Charmaine butcher not just one song, but two. She attacked Leona Lewis yet again - screaming 'Bleeding Love', and Beyonce - belching up her version of 'Naughty Girl'. Oh my GAWD, Charmaine you definitely deserve an award - A get-the-fuck-off-the-stage-and-go-crack-your-skull-because-you-are-so-fucking-horrible award. Yes darling, you deserve it.

Your voice is not only shrill, annoying and bash-my-head-in horrible, but you are a horrible site to look at. Left Side & Esco sang it right -- TUCK IN YOUR FUCKING BELLY.

How and why she actually continues to be a Guyanese musician is far beyond me. This proves -- miracles do and can come through.

7 comments:

me said...

LMAO!!!

me said...

LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL
I thought i was the only one that that thinks Charmaine Black was the worst singer in history. Its like a mixture between a baby's high pitch crying and a yapping dog.Since i was younger i thought she was a old lady with a fucking shitty voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw her her bleeding love and better in time video it was like being tormented when seeing the videos all you could have done is hide covering your eyes and ears and wait out the disaster to pass.
Her high pitches left me deaf for a few months.

She is given so much underserved praises that it makes me vomit.
If a woman that looks and sounds like her is popular i think a clucking chicken could do better, honestly!

I hope i dont ever hear those songs again and her naughty girl version i hope i am never given to pleasure of hearing it.

From a Critic

Anonymous said...

finally, someone who shares my sentiments. What fuels her ongoing pursuit of shitty dance moves and raucous warbling??? someone should be her friend and tell her the truth and bonny alves also CANNOT DIRECT.. WAT IS WRONG WITH THE TWO OF EM?

emptyplus said...

man she aint even nice lookin or can even sing.. she got powerful backings..mostly likely deaf peple..oh and bonny alves..but then again he gettin pay fo do shit anywayz

Anonymous said...

omg, ok its true but omg!! ummmmm oh wat the hell maybe its not her fault it cud be possible dat all thru her life no one has ever told her hw she sounds so she jus took it 4 granted! its weird dat i shud see dis i only heard her butchering "Bleeding Love" on the radio yesterday i gotta admit it aint pretty!!!!!! who knows maybe she'll see dis blog and as hurtful as it is she'll finally learn d truth, so maybe as mean as it is u maybe doin a great gud here!

I.Gots.Class said...

Well, at least the Link Show got it right about her. If you saw that piece, I'm sure you all agree that it was totally funny!