The Link is being held over once again, this time for an additional four dates but this particular letter writer wants the show to be aired on television. It's not like I have any say in the matter but if I could have, I would have said...NO NO NO, Bitch Please...HELL FREAKING NO!!!
By the end of the second held over, this show would have completed more than 12 productions and if anyone really wanted to see it they would have found their lazy asses to the venue. There were more than enough opportunities to do so and in the age of $3000 and $20000 tickets the cost of Link 25 was more than affordable.
The producers of this show must have incurred heavy costs to bring this production to theatre so they must see the rewards of it. It was their hard work; weeks and months of laborious work went into this production, so it is not fair to ask them to hand it over for free to people who had no appreciation to pay to see it in the first place.
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Rihanna might indeed be Guyanese....
For a while, like most of us love to do, we claimed and believed that Rihanna was of Guyanese Heritage. Isn't that just like us, trying to pick up stars from anywhere? it's annoying at times, all the time actually. Who the skunt cares if some man/woman who has never touched this land, maybe not even heard of Guyana has family or parents from this land. That doesn't make them Guyanese and we shouldn't be running crazy trying to claim them. It is sickening.
Well for a while, people were saying that the Barbadian songstress actually hailed from Guyana and I'm one of those who cussed out and rejected that notion. However, recent events have me thinking that I might have been wrong.
So she took a mauling from her boyfriend, reported it to the police then after a few days reunited with said boyfriend. Now this is pure, downright, typical Guyanese behavior. This is what most of the abused women of this country do; they take the licks then get back together with their abuser shortly thereafter. Rihanna is a role model for so many girls and women around the world and her most recent actions sets a bad example to those who admire and look up to her.
One thing that is very and exceptionally different about this situation though is that unlike Guyana where after reporting the crime the woman can withdraw them, it doesn't happen like that elsewhere. Rihanna reported this to the police, they investigated and subsequently charged Chris Brown and even though she has now reunited with Chris, he is still going to face charges for his crime. A crime is a crime.
In Guyana, the man and woman would get back together, she withdraws the charges and that would have been the end of it but in other places if the police find that someone has abused you, they are going to charge that individual, with or without your help. In Guyana, if we are serious about protecting women from abuse over here, we need to get rid of the system where the aggrieved party can withdraw charges against someone. It doesn't make sense, then again few things in this country do.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Justice for the alleged torture victim...not likely
So one of the guys who were allegedly tortured by the members of the joint services made his report to the police, for them to conduct an investigation...
Among the allegations made are:
*ranks held him by his pants and dragged him down the road
*slapped him several times
*forced him to lie on his belly and forced to crawl.
*put wood on his shoulder and stood on him for several minutes before shoving the barrel of a gun in his ears
*he was placed to lie down in an ant nest for several minutes.
Remember the last set of torture allegations, according to the authorities they amount to 'roughing up', so there is very little to indicate that this will be different. The people that are accused of the crime are the very ones that are conducting the investigation and if it's not them, then it's their friends. Absolute nonsense in this land of glorified nonsense. Isn't there an independent body established to hear and investigate claims of this nature? It should not be left to members of the same fraternity to investigate their colleagues.
For those of you who missed it though, the link show is being held over on Sunday and Monday nights. This production has a wonderful chapter called 'Torture". It give a realistic opinion of what the authorities idea of 'torture' is.
Among the allegations made are:
*ranks held him by his pants and dragged him down the road
*slapped him several times
*forced him to lie on his belly and forced to crawl.
*put wood on his shoulder and stood on him for several minutes before shoving the barrel of a gun in his ears
*he was placed to lie down in an ant nest for several minutes.
Remember the last set of torture allegations, according to the authorities they amount to 'roughing up', so there is very little to indicate that this will be different. The people that are accused of the crime are the very ones that are conducting the investigation and if it's not them, then it's their friends. Absolute nonsense in this land of glorified nonsense. Isn't there an independent body established to hear and investigate claims of this nature? It should not be left to members of the same fraternity to investigate their colleagues.
For those of you who missed it though, the link show is being held over on Sunday and Monday nights. This production has a wonderful chapter called 'Torture". It give a realistic opinion of what the authorities idea of 'torture' is.
Friday, February 27, 2009
"We'll meet again" On at the National Cultural Centre
This theatrical production aimed at addressing the stigma and discrimination faced by persons living with HIV/AIDS will be making it's appearance at the Cultural Center. The issue of stigma and discrimination are very important issues facing the social fabric of our society.
However, the promo's that have been airing on television are so ridiculously horrid that it's beyond any criticisms I can conjure up, especially directed towards the performers.
The 'show' costs as much as $1000, with tickets for the matinee performance being $200. I can either get into Coney island and ride free with the thousand or buy the movie 'Philadelphia' (which is a great movie to see and even somewhat similar to the 'show' being held) with the 200 and watch it. Either way my money would be better spent than going to the NCC to see this load of crap.
Perfect example of good conception, horrendous execution. The intention of the producers are welcomed and warranted. We really should not stigmatise or discriminate against HIV infected persons as it just makes it harder to fight this pandemic. BUT...come on guys, if you're going to do something, do it fricking properly for Christ-sakes, and imagine they're actually charging people to see it, gosh, the movie 'Jackass' had better acting talent I'm sure.
Sorry "We'll meet again" but we shall NEVER meet.
However, the promo's that have been airing on television are so ridiculously horrid that it's beyond any criticisms I can conjure up, especially directed towards the performers.
The 'show' costs as much as $1000, with tickets for the matinee performance being $200. I can either get into Coney island and ride free with the thousand or buy the movie 'Philadelphia' (which is a great movie to see and even somewhat similar to the 'show' being held) with the 200 and watch it. Either way my money would be better spent than going to the NCC to see this load of crap.
Perfect example of good conception, horrendous execution. The intention of the producers are welcomed and warranted. We really should not stigmatise or discriminate against HIV infected persons as it just makes it harder to fight this pandemic. BUT...come on guys, if you're going to do something, do it fricking properly for Christ-sakes, and imagine they're actually charging people to see it, gosh, the movie 'Jackass' had better acting talent I'm sure.
Sorry "We'll meet again" but we shall NEVER meet.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Just some observations about Mash this year. Part 2
Second part of my Mash Observation Post.
Fourthly, The Gays were out. If nothing else, the queer people of this land also came out in full support of this Mash. I guess many of them were probably scouting or recruiting and they made their presence known in the vulgar Mash spirit as well. While I have no objection to them enjoying themselves and sleeping with whoever they choose, just like women though some of their behavior was also totally disgraceful. There was this particular group along the Lamaha embankment in the vicinity of Vlissengen road that was back-balling and carrying on without a care in the world. It was a spectacle to behold and behold is just what people did, along with the taunts and insults that usually accompany them. It’s because of behavior like this that gays find it hard to gain acceptance into society and for the most part, all of them are then branded with the same derogatory term “Antiman”. Free enjoyment for all but again, have some freaking decency.
Finally, the Kids. I was probably most disappointed about this group. These are the babies of society but yesterday these ‘babies’ could have been seen in tight revealing clothing, showing off what they obviously don’t yet have. Some of these lil children (under the age of 10) were even wearing make-up and this totally pissed me off, what the fuck is wrong with some Guyanese mothers that they would dress or allow their kids to dress in this manner. The answer for that is beyond my comprehension, they’re probably still on the cheap crack that they’re still using or maybe and this is sad, probably grooming to kids to follow after mommy and daddy and work the streets. I tell you some people should not be allowed to have responsibility for a rabbit much less a child. At about 10pm last night, walking along Vlissengen road in the vicinity of Dowding street, in front of a stereo system, there was this half dressed little girl, no older than 10, wining and dancing very vulgarly while men just stood around staring and ogling over here. It was despicable. The police and public health officers were on patrol yesterday but what I saw yesterday had me thinking that the Social/Welfare officers should also be working on Mash day.
All of yesterday, just reaffirmed the belief that Mash is one big, vulgar experience and with every passing year Guyana is denigrating into a deeper state of lawlessness. A quick survey would reveal that many of the revelers have no idea what they were celebrating. For them, like Main Street Lime, it is another government sponsored event to wear skimpy clothing, drink rum, and behave with abundant vulgarity.
Fourthly, The Gays were out. If nothing else, the queer people of this land also came out in full support of this Mash. I guess many of them were probably scouting or recruiting and they made their presence known in the vulgar Mash spirit as well. While I have no objection to them enjoying themselves and sleeping with whoever they choose, just like women though some of their behavior was also totally disgraceful. There was this particular group along the Lamaha embankment in the vicinity of Vlissengen road that was back-balling and carrying on without a care in the world. It was a spectacle to behold and behold is just what people did, along with the taunts and insults that usually accompany them. It’s because of behavior like this that gays find it hard to gain acceptance into society and for the most part, all of them are then branded with the same derogatory term “Antiman”. Free enjoyment for all but again, have some freaking decency.
Finally, the Kids. I was probably most disappointed about this group. These are the babies of society but yesterday these ‘babies’ could have been seen in tight revealing clothing, showing off what they obviously don’t yet have. Some of these lil children (under the age of 10) were even wearing make-up and this totally pissed me off, what the fuck is wrong with some Guyanese mothers that they would dress or allow their kids to dress in this manner. The answer for that is beyond my comprehension, they’re probably still on the cheap crack that they’re still using or maybe and this is sad, probably grooming to kids to follow after mommy and daddy and work the streets. I tell you some people should not be allowed to have responsibility for a rabbit much less a child. At about 10pm last night, walking along Vlissengen road in the vicinity of Dowding street, in front of a stereo system, there was this half dressed little girl, no older than 10, wining and dancing very vulgarly while men just stood around staring and ogling over here. It was despicable. The police and public health officers were on patrol yesterday but what I saw yesterday had me thinking that the Social/Welfare officers should also be working on Mash day.
All of yesterday, just reaffirmed the belief that Mash is one big, vulgar experience and with every passing year Guyana is denigrating into a deeper state of lawlessness. A quick survey would reveal that many of the revelers have no idea what they were celebrating. For them, like Main Street Lime, it is another government sponsored event to wear skimpy clothing, drink rum, and behave with abundant vulgarity.
Just some observations about Mash this year. Part 1
Mash has come and gone but allow me to some casual observations about this year festivities.
First of all, the biggest difference was the absence of some of the usual big time participants from previous years. The global financial crisis must surely now be eating into the pockets of the local companies. The end result was a toned down float parade but with the never-say-die spirit that Guyanese possesses, they still turned out in droves to celebrate this day.
Secondly, the clothing or rather lack of. It would appear as though the reason for Mash, especially to the women is to get as close to naked as possible. Honestly, some of the sights on the road yesterday were quite alluring while some felt acid being spewed on my eyes. Decency was completely thrown away with our woman kind who seemed determined to show as much as possible and gyrate as provocatively and vulgarly as possible, you had to wonder where parental guidance was, but then, what happens when parental guidance descends into lawlessness as well? Yesterday I saw some things that I did not care to see at all. With sagging ‘bobbies’, ropey arms, scrawny legs and Botox immune wrinkled faces you had to wonder what these ‘grand dames’ were trying to prove. Have they no self respect? I would be so ashamed to see my grandmother or mother parading around with a galvanized peacock.
Thirdly, the Rum. If there was star on Mash day, it was this man. DDL recently launched a campaign to reduce underage drinking and the Minister of Health was encouraging persons to consume less alcohol. I can safely say that those messages are falling on deaf ears. The beers, rums and spirits certainly made their presence felt and I for one would be very interested to know if the Guyana Police Force administered any breathalyzer test last night because there is no one that can honestly tell me that some persons who drank weren’t driving afterwards.
First of all, the biggest difference was the absence of some of the usual big time participants from previous years. The global financial crisis must surely now be eating into the pockets of the local companies. The end result was a toned down float parade but with the never-say-die spirit that Guyanese possesses, they still turned out in droves to celebrate this day.
Secondly, the clothing or rather lack of. It would appear as though the reason for Mash, especially to the women is to get as close to naked as possible. Honestly, some of the sights on the road yesterday were quite alluring while some felt acid being spewed on my eyes. Decency was completely thrown away with our woman kind who seemed determined to show as much as possible and gyrate as provocatively and vulgarly as possible, you had to wonder where parental guidance was, but then, what happens when parental guidance descends into lawlessness as well? Yesterday I saw some things that I did not care to see at all. With sagging ‘bobbies’, ropey arms, scrawny legs and Botox immune wrinkled faces you had to wonder what these ‘grand dames’ were trying to prove. Have they no self respect? I would be so ashamed to see my grandmother or mother parading around with a galvanized peacock.
Thirdly, the Rum. If there was star on Mash day, it was this man. DDL recently launched a campaign to reduce underage drinking and the Minister of Health was encouraging persons to consume less alcohol. I can safely say that those messages are falling on deaf ears. The beers, rums and spirits certainly made their presence felt and I for one would be very interested to know if the Guyana Police Force administered any breathalyzer test last night because there is no one that can honestly tell me that some persons who drank weren’t driving afterwards.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Some thoughts and insights into the T-Pain cancellation...
So without me writing it, I guess most of you would know that the circus is no longer headed to GT, but for those of you who are still a bit in the dark, to make a long story very short, HJTV announced that the show was canceled because of threats to kidnap and kill T-Pain.
Now come on Guyanese people, we are often said to be very hospitable people, is this any way to treat our intending guests? Bad bad people, come on bozos, this is not the way to treat the ringleader of the circus.
Now, kidding aside, as some are already speculating, it has to be sabotage on HJTV, but who, remains a mystery though. I can only imagine the financial losses that this promotion company is going to incur because of this cancellation. Why do we as Guyanese continue to want to make the news for all the wrong reasons? Gone are the days when people are just killed, now persons are being threatened to be killed even before they reach Guyana...oh Lord have mercy on us.
The show is still on though, HJTV has managed to include Beenie Man, Biggie Irie, Peter Ram, Sherwyn Winchester and Maxi Priests as the replacements for T-Pain. Personally speaking, I think this line up is much more appealing to the Guyanese people at this time of year. And to some people, T-Pain not coming would be great (the reason for him not coming isn't though). There was very little hype surrounding the original concert, not much interest was generated, ticket sales might have been low which prompted the promoters to unleash a barrage of promotions to give away tickets. So, at the end of the day what's the old maxim? Oh yes, All's well that ends well.
This piece is just speculation on my part however, and I'll share it with everyone. About several weeks ago, I was told that a secret concert with Beenie Man was being planned for Mash Day at GCC. Of course I dismissed it as nonsense because it was already well known that T-Pain was scheduled to be performing there instead. With this new announcement though from the HJTV, I'm suddenly very very curious about this occurence considering that the artiste that had the 'secretly planned concert' is now the headlining replacement...hmmmmm, I wonder.
Ponder on that good folks, and we'll try to do some digging over here.
Now come on Guyanese people, we are often said to be very hospitable people, is this any way to treat our intending guests? Bad bad people, come on bozos, this is not the way to treat the ringleader of the circus.
Now, kidding aside, as some are already speculating, it has to be sabotage on HJTV, but who, remains a mystery though. I can only imagine the financial losses that this promotion company is going to incur because of this cancellation. Why do we as Guyanese continue to want to make the news for all the wrong reasons? Gone are the days when people are just killed, now persons are being threatened to be killed even before they reach Guyana...oh Lord have mercy on us.
The show is still on though, HJTV has managed to include Beenie Man, Biggie Irie, Peter Ram, Sherwyn Winchester and Maxi Priests as the replacements for T-Pain. Personally speaking, I think this line up is much more appealing to the Guyanese people at this time of year. And to some people, T-Pain not coming would be great (the reason for him not coming isn't though). There was very little hype surrounding the original concert, not much interest was generated, ticket sales might have been low which prompted the promoters to unleash a barrage of promotions to give away tickets. So, at the end of the day what's the old maxim? Oh yes, All's well that ends well.
This piece is just speculation on my part however, and I'll share it with everyone. About several weeks ago, I was told that a secret concert with Beenie Man was being planned for Mash Day at GCC. Of course I dismissed it as nonsense because it was already well known that T-Pain was scheduled to be performing there instead. With this new announcement though from the HJTV, I'm suddenly very very curious about this occurence considering that the artiste that had the 'secretly planned concert' is now the headlining replacement...hmmmmm, I wonder.
Ponder on that good folks, and we'll try to do some digging over here.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Digicel's Mr. White on the Shonette Moore Show.
On the last edition of her show, Shonette featured Mr. Donovan White from Digicel who was seemingly there to only plug his company’s benefits. And while there is nothing wrong with him doing that (after all they do sign his paycheck), I’m just curious about the facilitator of this happening.
Shonette, Shonette, Shonette when are you going to remove that OMFG thing from your head? It looks horrendous for someone who is constantly on television, in a ‘starring’ role at that. It has been very clear to most ardent television viewers that Ms. Moore is a horrible hostess and it was hardly more apparent than on this edition with Mr. White. Why was she staring blankly at the camera and just nodding uncontrollably? She was hardly encouraging the man or even asking him purposeful questions…come on Shonette, not just because the show bears your name, it means that it’s all about you. I guess it’s true, you do have a large…ego!
And finally, this is what I’m really curious about. Why was she using her personal show which has usually been dedicated to entertainment to promote Digicel? Is this a new amendment to your contract with Mr. Graham at the strapped-for-cash Tagman?
Gotta give the Digicel people credit though, they certainly do know how to get the best benefits for their money, and they seem to know everywhere that they can seek out some advertising.
Shonette, Shonette, Shonette when are you going to remove that OMFG thing from your head? It looks horrendous for someone who is constantly on television, in a ‘starring’ role at that. It has been very clear to most ardent television viewers that Ms. Moore is a horrible hostess and it was hardly more apparent than on this edition with Mr. White. Why was she staring blankly at the camera and just nodding uncontrollably? She was hardly encouraging the man or even asking him purposeful questions…come on Shonette, not just because the show bears your name, it means that it’s all about you. I guess it’s true, you do have a large…ego!
And finally, this is what I’m really curious about. Why was she using her personal show which has usually been dedicated to entertainment to promote Digicel? Is this a new amendment to your contract with Mr. Graham at the strapped-for-cash Tagman?
Gotta give the Digicel people credit though, they certainly do know how to get the best benefits for their money, and they seem to know everywhere that they can seek out some advertising.
Catch the 'Link' at the Cultural Centre...
Alright just a quick note to implore you guys out there to head out and see Link Show 25. For a lot of people, the ‘link’ is a way of life, a definite part of our culture so join them in celebrating their silver jubilee.
With a huge and exceptionally talented cast, it is the veterans like Ron Robinson, Margaret Lawrence and Henry Rodney who steal and carry most of the show with sterling performances. However the supporting cast was also very stellar and loaded with performers who have graced the stage over the years.
Much, like ‘Nothing to laugh about’ you’ll find this show utterly and hilariously funny so please, if you haven’t seen it, please do. In these hard times, we can all do with a little laughter…check out the link.
With a huge and exceptionally talented cast, it is the veterans like Ron Robinson, Margaret Lawrence and Henry Rodney who steal and carry most of the show with sterling performances. However the supporting cast was also very stellar and loaded with performers who have graced the stage over the years.
Much, like ‘Nothing to laugh about’ you’ll find this show utterly and hilariously funny so please, if you haven’t seen it, please do. In these hard times, we can all do with a little laughter…check out the link.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
T-Pain show is almost here for all those who slightly care
Ladies and gentlemen and none of you flamboyant gentlemen I guess by now you all (if you’re usually informed) know that the circus is headed to town. No people, not the Suarez circus that thrilled us before, I’m talking about the circus with the self-proclaimed ringleader being T-Pain…and what a pain he is (personal opinion).
I’ll say it right now, Mr. Short, dark and obnoxious T-Pain sucks!! He cannot sing or perform…at least not by himself. I’m sure that by now you’d notice that on most of his successful recordings he has another ‘guest’ artiste performing with him. Care to guess why the one’s when he sings alone aren’t very popular?
Anyway what’s done is done; the circus is headed to town. What’s interesting to note however is that it appears as though the local clowns aren’t very interested in this circus because it seems as if the tickets aren’t selling as expected, and who can blame them for that? Personally my money can be better spent on cricket tickets.
How else can you explain all these recent promotions giving away free tickets? Cellink was giving away tickets with cheap phone purchases today and on Friday even cheaper phone purchases will get you tickets. You can argue that they’re giving back to the public but I’ll maintain that if the tickets were selling then they would not be giving them away.
And on a side note, how the hell is Ms. Marshall part of the headlining group? Nonsense I tell you, she can probably pass as the opening act as best (maybe not even that) but headliner…Hell NO!! all the more reason to stay away.
As always, these are my personal Opinion, if you don’t like it…ya know what? Bitch please…
I’ll say it right now, Mr. Short, dark and obnoxious T-Pain sucks!! He cannot sing or perform…at least not by himself. I’m sure that by now you’d notice that on most of his successful recordings he has another ‘guest’ artiste performing with him. Care to guess why the one’s when he sings alone aren’t very popular?
Anyway what’s done is done; the circus is headed to town. What’s interesting to note however is that it appears as though the local clowns aren’t very interested in this circus because it seems as if the tickets aren’t selling as expected, and who can blame them for that? Personally my money can be better spent on cricket tickets.
How else can you explain all these recent promotions giving away free tickets? Cellink was giving away tickets with cheap phone purchases today and on Friday even cheaper phone purchases will get you tickets. You can argue that they’re giving back to the public but I’ll maintain that if the tickets were selling then they would not be giving them away.
And on a side note, how the hell is Ms. Marshall part of the headlining group? Nonsense I tell you, she can probably pass as the opening act as best (maybe not even that) but headliner…Hell NO!! all the more reason to stay away.
As always, these are my personal Opinion, if you don’t like it…ya know what? Bitch please…
Monday, February 16, 2009
Guyanese Singers Who Just Cannot Sing...
Ow daddy...in celebration of Shelly G winning the Carib Soca Monarch title (note the sarcasm), the debate about whether she deserves it or not will go on for a while, but that debate misses the much larger issue: Shelly G can't sing!
Sometimes for some people, vocal talent is not the most important thing when it comes to singing. With the right amount of promotion, backers and self-deprecation even the most lacklustre of performers are able to replace good ole-fashioned talent and ability. Just look at Rihanna or Kanye West, two individuals who can barely sing a note but make up for it with the right amount of all the other stuff.
In light of this, here are a few of the most horribly bad singers. Some of them have been around longer than most and you just wish they'd go away and visit Michael Jackson at Never Neverland and Never Never-return.
Temika Marshall: The problem with Temika is that she just can't sing, she suffers from an identity crisis it seems because she just can't seem to figure out who she really is, some days she appears to be mimicking Lady Saw whilst on other days ... well, I just can't expalin it. Blame H&J and the people at Cellink for forcing this nuisance onto the Guyanese people.
Vanilla: She is a prime example of children with names give by their parents that they cannot live up to. Vanilla?? C'mon ppl, does she look vanilla? I doubt she even tastes it. She forces herself on you like a toothache and no amount of dancing can hide the fact that she can't sing ... just keep on dancing Vanilla maybe one day you'll be able to join the girls down at Red Dragon.
Shelly G: Ow Lawd...what do I say about this one? Didn't she just have a kid (for Mr Dynamix?? Who the fuck would have a kid for that frigger? No, not because he's your promoter that means you have to let him make you his child carrier), I just wish she'd take a permanent maternity leave. Her voice is one of the most annoying squeaks I have ever had the displeasure of hearing.
Girlie Persaud: Ahhhhhhhhhh this one. It wasn't a winning combination when this one teamed up with Adrian Dutchin for that Carib beer ad. Squeaky, streaky, indulgent are the words that comes to mind when listening to her. Personally I'd rather have my balls bitten off by a pit bull than listen to this woman sing.
Charmaine Blackman: The Queen, Empress, Premier horrible singer of our time, she's not so great in the fashion department either, but that's another story. This woman just does not realize horrible she sounds, and what's worse is that she actually thinks she sounds good. I have to wonder, does she not have ears? If I could have I would force her to listen to a cd of her own music but I think someone might accuse me of Human Rights Violations. But seriously, if there was a hall of fame for bad singers, trust me she would be the first inductee.
Sometimes for some people, vocal talent is not the most important thing when it comes to singing. With the right amount of promotion, backers and self-deprecation even the most lacklustre of performers are able to replace good ole-fashioned talent and ability. Just look at Rihanna or Kanye West, two individuals who can barely sing a note but make up for it with the right amount of all the other stuff.
In light of this, here are a few of the most horribly bad singers. Some of them have been around longer than most and you just wish they'd go away and visit Michael Jackson at Never Neverland and Never Never-return.
Temika Marshall: The problem with Temika is that she just can't sing, she suffers from an identity crisis it seems because she just can't seem to figure out who she really is, some days she appears to be mimicking Lady Saw whilst on other days ... well, I just can't expalin it. Blame H&J and the people at Cellink for forcing this nuisance onto the Guyanese people.
Vanilla: She is a prime example of children with names give by their parents that they cannot live up to. Vanilla?? C'mon ppl, does she look vanilla? I doubt she even tastes it. She forces herself on you like a toothache and no amount of dancing can hide the fact that she can't sing ... just keep on dancing Vanilla maybe one day you'll be able to join the girls down at Red Dragon.
Shelly G: Ow Lawd...what do I say about this one? Didn't she just have a kid (for Mr Dynamix?? Who the fuck would have a kid for that frigger? No, not because he's your promoter that means you have to let him make you his child carrier), I just wish she'd take a permanent maternity leave. Her voice is one of the most annoying squeaks I have ever had the displeasure of hearing.
Girlie Persaud: Ahhhhhhhhhh this one. It wasn't a winning combination when this one teamed up with Adrian Dutchin for that Carib beer ad. Squeaky, streaky, indulgent are the words that comes to mind when listening to her. Personally I'd rather have my balls bitten off by a pit bull than listen to this woman sing.
Charmaine Blackman: The Queen, Empress, Premier horrible singer of our time, she's not so great in the fashion department either, but that's another story. This woman just does not realize horrible she sounds, and what's worse is that she actually thinks she sounds good. I have to wonder, does she not have ears? If I could have I would force her to listen to a cd of her own music but I think someone might accuse me of Human Rights Violations. But seriously, if there was a hall of fame for bad singers, trust me she would be the first inductee.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
It's hard not to notice the grammys on TV tonight.
You just gotta love, and hate Guyana for this. The grammys are on right now but can you imagine that a whopping 7, yes you got that right, 7 channels are showing the broadcast.
If I didn't want to watch the grammys, then I would have been without half of my viewing possibilities tonight. Sorry for those people who did not want to watch the show, your choices are limited (at least tonight).
It seems as though much thought does not go into what these stations are broadcasting...oh well.
If I didn't want to watch the grammys, then I would have been without half of my viewing possibilities tonight. Sorry for those people who did not want to watch the show, your choices are limited (at least tonight).
It seems as though much thought does not go into what these stations are broadcasting...oh well.
Monday, January 26, 2009
DJ Stress -- A real stress indeed!
Do us all a favour Mr Stress -- get a real job and stop holding those so-called parties that just aim at robbing people blindly whilst giving them a false hope of winning a Motorola phone that costs around $1500. How many times are you going to hold that ‘last’ soca/chutney/dancehall party of the year?
No Mr Paul Bonar, downloading those videos from the internet and burning them mass-production style onto blank DVDs that cost around $30 then reselling the end product for $500 and up is not right. You, for sure, did not pay to get those videos and should not be swindling money from people by reselling what was free from the inception (even if it was pirated). If I had my way, I’d get every one of those people that actually bought a DVD to put a good wring on your balls – at least they’d get some satisfaction from being bamboozled by you (ahh, the fruits of redemption could be so ever sweet). By the by, what percentage is Joseph’s Record Bar actually getting from each rip-off sold?
Naughty Pauly – NAUGHTY!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
He’s back…I just wish he wasn’t
Any guesses who I’m talking about? No, not the president, yall have some manners! I’m talking about DJ Stress. After a few weeks without that booming, annoying voice on the television, I was plunged into deep annoyance when I heard him announcing another party at Buddy’s poolside. This coming after he had about 6 FINAL poolside parties last year. I don’t know why this man doesn’t get a real job instead. So now I have to look forward to hearing him every time channel 13 goes to a commercial break now…I have a feeling I won’t be watching 13 as much as I was recently…
Monday, January 19, 2009
Nothing to laugh about
After six (6) sold out shows at various venues, this hilariously entertaining show, with Henry Rodney as its director, makes its grand appearance at the National Cultural Center on January 24th.
For those of you who haven’t seen this as yet, be sure you get your tickets before, because trust me, they’re very much in demand and if you don’t get them, someone else sure will and you would have missed out on a really nice show.
And for those that have seen it before, you know it was worth the money before and many of you would like to go again. Let me tell you this, the tickets are cheaper this time around, there has been minor changes to the show and Henry Rodney, one of Guyana’s most talented, respected and versatile performers will be delivering a solo performance just before the show commences.
So be sure to check it out. The date is January 24th at 8pm. Tickets cost $500, $600, $1000 and the dress code is in effect.
For those of you who haven’t seen this as yet, be sure you get your tickets before, because trust me, they’re very much in demand and if you don’t get them, someone else sure will and you would have missed out on a really nice show.
And for those that have seen it before, you know it was worth the money before and many of you would like to go again. Let me tell you this, the tickets are cheaper this time around, there has been minor changes to the show and Henry Rodney, one of Guyana’s most talented, respected and versatile performers will be delivering a solo performance just before the show commences.
So be sure to check it out. The date is January 24th at 8pm. Tickets cost $500, $600, $1000 and the dress code is in effect.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Television in Guyana -- A Review Pt I
Let me begin this post with a big yawn. My, that was certainly refreshing. At least it's more refreshing than compared to what shows on television here in Guyana. Yes, I know -- we're all accustomed to watching our soaps, talk shows and other potpouri that airs everyday on the various television stations. However, have you checked to see what comes over when these shows are not being aired? If you have then you'll agree with me -- it's all just a waste of space. Watching old women drink tea is better than sitting to watch the telly, face it -- at least you'd be getting some lip action. there.
Now, let's narrow down the stations that most people watch.
For me, the number one station on during the day (despite it's down time during the morning hrs) is RBS Channel 13 -- yes, good ol' Mr Rambarran has been working hard to keep his viewership. How hard has he been working though? Yes, I must commend you for the few shows that I do enjoy, thus tuning in disciple-ishly every time they show to get in on the latest. But honestly, how many times are we going to watch that one episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Raymond brings home the dog? No wonder the poor thing got neutered at the end (or is it spey? I'm not quite sure which is which, plus i'm a bit lazy to actually go check). If I see that episode one more time, i'm going to have you speyed/neutered Mr Rambarran (pass that on to your operators if it's not your fault).
Next, comes VCT Channel 28. Ah, the channel with the most. Although being one to air quite a few ... er MANY boring shows, VCT 28 takes the cake for serving up a plethora of goodies for all to enjoy. I just might actually leave ol' Veira out of the mix of bad television stations -- at least for now that is. Keep up the good ... well fairly good, work Mr PNC-R 1G-Member/MP. And keep airing How Clean Is Your House (Yes, yes we do love the English don't we).
All other stations follow these two. With WRHM Channel 7 (C'mon Rexy -- step it up!!) and GEN Channel 2 tailing very closely behind.
Now, for the worst of the worse.
NCN 11 -- Oh Gawd, who would have thought – a channel that’s worse than having a tooth pulled by using a pair of pliers. Never can I remember actually tuning into NCN for more than 5-6 mins. Yes people, it’s that bad! Oh, and let’s not forget – the lackluster stylings of their star reporter Mr Paul ‘exciting-as-moldy-cheese’ Moore.
HBTV Channel 9 – Sorry, but I cannot watch African Moods 24/7. Soon I’ll be saying ‘Get out of my compound’ insistently and in an accent as fake as Michael Younge’s (maybe Michael’s trying to distract persons away from his freakishly large forehead by putting on a freakishly stupid accent. Who knows?).
MTV Channel 65 – C’mon Sister ‘D’ teach your frickin’ reporters some frickin’ proper English, or better yet – hire ‘educated’ people. No Romel Roopnarine – you are not the next Matt Lauer and you never will be. Sorry ms news anchor, Anna Lisa Bahadur – going commando whilst wearing an almost see-thru skirt will never be ‘in'.
Ok, nuff said for now. Stay tuned for Part II of my thoughts on Television in Guyana – A Review.
Heroes.
Living in this country can sometimes be depressing, very depressing and we see things that diminish our faith in mankind, not just in our country but the world in general (Like what’s going on in Gaza right now) however, if you were fortunate to see ‘dateline’ tonight where they showcased 10 inspiring stories from everyday heroes, it was a truly moving experience and if you were struggling with your faith in mankind or this world then that show would have certainly rejuvenated and reinvigorated you.
There are many unsung heroes in our country and they’ll probably never read this but now I’d just like to offer two simple but appreciative words --THANK YOU.
"Courage is not the absence of fear. It is acting in spite of it"
--Mark Twain
There are many unsung heroes in our country and they’ll probably never read this but now I’d just like to offer two simple but appreciative words --THANK YOU.
"Courage is not the absence of fear. It is acting in spite of it"
--Mark Twain
Monday, January 12, 2009
Paul Moore - NCN superstar ... err NOT!!
Where in the world did this frigger appear from? OMG, he is single-handedly the worst news report ever to appear on television. Someone quick – get him some Prozac, Zantac or some other *tac. Maybe that will actually get him to put some life and pep into this reporting. The man is plain ol' boring. He gives a new meaning to the word melancholy. I don’t know who in their right mind would want to sit and watch him for half an hour. I have tried for a few minutes – this led to me wanting to bash my head in – at the least pain would be better than having to endure his sloooow speech. Really, why is this man still reporting for NCN news? Someone needs to suggest to Fuzzy to fire his ass, or maybe Fuzzy’s brain has already become road-kill from the countless bashings he’s done over the past year or so as a result of actually listening to him.
Paul Moore you are as exciting as moldy cheese. Bitch, Please do us all a favour and GO AWAY! And stop saying 'thank you (insert other news anchor's name here)' You are not on the TODAY Show. Your frigging desk is smaller than the one I had in nursery school, so it's not like they have to switch cameras to get you. She's right, friggin, there!!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Purification
What was billed as the purification concert seemed more like an umbrella party. The heavy downpour earlier in the day and the intermittent rain during the evening must have obviously deterred some patrons from the National Park where the first major show of 2009 was in session.
It was sad for those who missed it. Those die hard reggae fans that came out were treated to a high quality show by most of the headlining artists.
First up was Guyana’s own first born who dished out some of their biggest and best known numbers many of which had love for each other as their themes. Of course their staple tune “Black Joint” was very well welcomed by those in attendance who showed their appreciation and enthusiasm throughout the performance. First Born must be commended for a superb performance and as always their conscious vibes were very welcomed.
Next up was Queen Ifrica of “Daddy don’t touch me there” fame. The Queen who came on stage looking very much unlike many of the female stars that we’ve seen recently was a revelation to many. Wearing little makeup and no shoes she delivered a great performance. Her many songs were aimed at spreading the message of love, harmony and togetherness however during the latter part of her performance, apparently the Queen had a change of heart and decided it was time to rant and rage against…yea you guessed it, the gay community…apparently we’re supposed to love and include everyone and be merry with everyone except those gay people…come on people, it’s a new freaking year. Queen Ifrica is just another of the many hypocrites we have out there…preach love for everyone but attach exceptions. I’m sure that all I and the rest of the Gay community need at the moment is for this alleged Queen (Queen of what by the way?) to come and tell anyone how to live their live. I certainly am not telling her how to live her fucking life…oh BITCH PLEASE! Ya know what, let me stop about her…it’s just not worth it. Her performance was aight but I couldn’t wait for that bitch to get off the damn stage.
After that wretch it would have been such a pleasure to have anyone else on stage, even the usually annoying Charmaine Blackman, but this time we were subjected to another jackass of a performer. Who the hell is Jah Thunder? The promoters should have left that fucker where he was, he was just plain annoying. Apparently his aim was the out cuss all the other performers, well congratulations he certainly won that contest handily. Then if that wasn’t enough, he wanted the audience to chant and call for fire, apparently the ass isn’t aware of what that particular expression means to Guyanese, thankfully though, most of them just ignored him. I tell you this, the best part of the evening came when his performance ended…Good Ridden.
After those two Angering acts, it was the greatest pleasure to have Natural Black on stage. How the hell did this guy not win a single Accolade award is beyond me. He is undoubtedly the best performer we have at the moment. Anyways, Natural’s performance was superlative. The crowd support for this local star was tremendous as many sang along to all of his songs including “It nice”, “Gideon Boots”, “High Grade” and more. There were even some new ones in there. Natural performance was excellent and his message was clear, clean and utterly positive. I hope that it resonated with everyone that was there.
Culminating the night was the headliner of the show. Capleton was awesome and like Natural Black before him, he was fully of energy. His many hit songs were sung by the adoring crowd who sang along and waved their hands. There were Guyanese and Ethiopian flags in the air as he sang and implored all to live life. And unlike the Queen earlier, he reminded every man has the right to determine his destiny.
“Who do you think you are?” “Equal Rights” (ya hear that Queen Bitch?), and “Jah Jah city” were some of the more memorable songs that he performed. Capleton delivered a performance deserving of the seasoned veteran he is. He was also in preacher’s mode, imploring everyone to stand firm in THEIR belief and not HIS belief as someone earlier called for. In his message he called for the eradication of AIDS, SARS, Bird Flu but sadly he didn’t say Queen Ifrica also.
At the end of his performance at 3am, the show as over and the crowd left, mostly satisfied.
It was sad for those who missed it. Those die hard reggae fans that came out were treated to a high quality show by most of the headlining artists.
First up was Guyana’s own first born who dished out some of their biggest and best known numbers many of which had love for each other as their themes. Of course their staple tune “Black Joint” was very well welcomed by those in attendance who showed their appreciation and enthusiasm throughout the performance. First Born must be commended for a superb performance and as always their conscious vibes were very welcomed.
Next up was Queen Ifrica of “Daddy don’t touch me there” fame. The Queen who came on stage looking very much unlike many of the female stars that we’ve seen recently was a revelation to many. Wearing little makeup and no shoes she delivered a great performance. Her many songs were aimed at spreading the message of love, harmony and togetherness however during the latter part of her performance, apparently the Queen had a change of heart and decided it was time to rant and rage against…yea you guessed it, the gay community…apparently we’re supposed to love and include everyone and be merry with everyone except those gay people…come on people, it’s a new freaking year. Queen Ifrica is just another of the many hypocrites we have out there…preach love for everyone but attach exceptions. I’m sure that all I and the rest of the Gay community need at the moment is for this alleged Queen (Queen of what by the way?) to come and tell anyone how to live their live. I certainly am not telling her how to live her fucking life…oh BITCH PLEASE! Ya know what, let me stop about her…it’s just not worth it. Her performance was aight but I couldn’t wait for that bitch to get off the damn stage.
After that wretch it would have been such a pleasure to have anyone else on stage, even the usually annoying Charmaine Blackman, but this time we were subjected to another jackass of a performer. Who the hell is Jah Thunder? The promoters should have left that fucker where he was, he was just plain annoying. Apparently his aim was the out cuss all the other performers, well congratulations he certainly won that contest handily. Then if that wasn’t enough, he wanted the audience to chant and call for fire, apparently the ass isn’t aware of what that particular expression means to Guyanese, thankfully though, most of them just ignored him. I tell you this, the best part of the evening came when his performance ended…Good Ridden.
After those two Angering acts, it was the greatest pleasure to have Natural Black on stage. How the hell did this guy not win a single Accolade award is beyond me. He is undoubtedly the best performer we have at the moment. Anyways, Natural’s performance was superlative. The crowd support for this local star was tremendous as many sang along to all of his songs including “It nice”, “Gideon Boots”, “High Grade” and more. There were even some new ones in there. Natural performance was excellent and his message was clear, clean and utterly positive. I hope that it resonated with everyone that was there.
Culminating the night was the headliner of the show. Capleton was awesome and like Natural Black before him, he was fully of energy. His many hit songs were sung by the adoring crowd who sang along and waved their hands. There were Guyanese and Ethiopian flags in the air as he sang and implored all to live life. And unlike the Queen earlier, he reminded every man has the right to determine his destiny.
“Who do you think you are?” “Equal Rights” (ya hear that Queen Bitch?), and “Jah Jah city” were some of the more memorable songs that he performed. Capleton delivered a performance deserving of the seasoned veteran he is. He was also in preacher’s mode, imploring everyone to stand firm in THEIR belief and not HIS belief as someone earlier called for. In his message he called for the eradication of AIDS, SARS, Bird Flu but sadly he didn’t say Queen Ifrica also.
At the end of his performance at 3am, the show as over and the crowd left, mostly satisfied.
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